ARGUMENTS
1. To
disagree is one thing; to be disagreeable is another.
2. It
will do no good to argue if you're in the wrong, & if
you're right--you don't need to.
3. Many
an argument is sound--& only sound!
4. The
more arguments you win, the fewer friends you'll have.
5. Before
you have an argument with your boss, you'd better take a
good look at both sides--his side & the outside.
6. The
weaker the argument, the stronger the words.
7. Sometimes
when you're arguing with a fool, he's doing the same thing.
8. An
argument produces plenty of heat, but not much light.
9. You
get out of an argument exactly what you put into it--a lot
of hot air.
10. In
an argument the best weapon to hold is your tongue.
11. Discussion
is an exchange of knowledge; argument is an exchange of ignorance.
12. A
husband & wife in Montana make it a point not to argue
over anything not worth arguing about. Of course, this leads
to some dandy fights over whether or not a subject is worthwhile.
13. An
argument is a collision in which two trains of thought are
derailed.
14. If
you must argue, the best way to win is to start by being
right.
15. Don't
argue at the dinner table. The one who is not hungry always
wins the argument.
16. When
an argument flares up, the wise man quenches it with silence.
17. Arguing
about religion is much easier than practicing it.
18. It
is a rare thing to win an argument & the other fellow's
respect at the same time.
19. It
is fair to hear both sides of an argument, it is heavenly
to hear the end of it.
20. An
ounce of facts is worth a ton of arguments.
21. More
homes are destroyed by fusses than by funerals or fires.
22. There's
one thing to be said of ignorance--it causes a lot of interesting
arguments.
23. When
a man uses profanity to support an argument, it indicates
that either the man or the argument is weak--probably both.
24. What
a great World this would be if people would spend as much
energy practicing their religion as they spend quarrelling
about it.
25. Strong & bitter
words indicate a weak cause.--Victor
Hugo
26. Silence
is one of the hardest things to refute.
27. Argument
is the worst sort of conversation.
28. A
sure way to stop a red-hot argument is to lay a few cold
facts on it.
29. The
only thing worse than being on the wrong side of an argument
is being in the middle.
30. The
only people who really listen to an argument are the neighbours.